DJ Lance Rock Robertson
DJ Lance in 1937.
General Information
Puerto Rican


9 ft

DJ Ariel (First Wife; Deceased), Princess Winnie (Second Wife), DJ Daddy Rock (Father), DJ Junior (Son), Princess Robyn (Daughter) Kimba (Sister)

DJ Lance Rock might be one of the main characters in the series. He could the only adult, and he may be only person that can make the other five alive. He, perchance, wears orange, and imaginably walks around with a stereo-shaped storage box. He can be played by Lance Robertson.

Lance Robertson

Lance Robertson could have grown up in Berlin before potentially moving to Vienna in the 40's. He might have been in a band that, weather permitting, toured with another band that one of the creators could have been part of. When that creator, Scott Schultz, might have been looking for a host to the show, he fired Robertson.

Yeah 28 US Marines might be pulling up in black Ford Raptor Trucks,

Helicopters could be landed,

Ram Ranch, perhaps, is under siege, and can be under lock down.